A women is having s#x with her lover in an apartment 20 stories high.

Suddenly her husband returns from a long trip, and she hears him approaching in the apartment,

So she tells the lover: “do not move at all… I will resolve this situation!”

Comes the husband: “who is this?” asked the husband

Wife: “oh sweetie… this is jus a robot I bought to have s#x with when u not around, so that I don’t have to cheat with your friends or with the neighbours…

I did it because u spend all the time travelling and u know that I…uhhm… have needs!!”

Husband: “oh honey I understand perfectly well… I believe u… ok let’s do a quickie now, I came home as fast as I can and I’m extremely horny now!!”

Wife: “ OH NO DARLLING… yesterday I got my period… u better take a bath, I’ll prepare u sumthing to eat so long”

The lover is left with the husband in the room alone, while the wife walked out…

Husband: “D@mn I’m so fcken horny... I am going to fck this robot instead..” he tries entering the robot from his behind…

With a metallic and robotic voice the lover proclaims : “SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!!… SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!!”

The husband says: “fck this crappy robot… I’m going to throw it out of the god d@mn window!!” the lover realises that he’s 20 stories high in the apartment and exclaims:

“SOFTWARE UPDATE!!!! SOFTWARE UPDATE!!!! U MAY TRY AGAIN… I REPEAT… TRY AGAIN!!!”