" HOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!-

"Want bobbejane kan nie F uitspreek nie."

Best gift to give

SAKDOEK

GOD is jou “SAKDOEK” as jy huil …

HY is jou “HOEKIE” as jy erens wil skuil …

HY is jou “SAMBREEL” as hartseer oor jou reen …

HY is jou “911″ as jy in nood verkeer …

Maar meeste van als …

HY is die “ANKER” op ons lewenspaaie …

Daar is so baie mooi dinge om ons om raak te sien, al is dit partykeer deur trane ….

Dankie dat jy ietsie mooi in my lewe is!!

Hoop jy word vêr bo jou verwagtinge geseën!

Die Leeuloop

  Christelike weergawe van Robbie Wessels se Leeuloop

Jesus se REGLOOP

As jy wil weet wat die Regloop is,

En jy weet waar die Regloop rus...

Die duiwel is baie verleidelik,

Maar die Woord gaan aan jou stap vir stap verduidelik ...

Een, twee, sit jou hande in die lug & prys die Here,

Want Hy het ons sonde vergewe.

Buig voor die Here, onse Vader,

Laat ons almal saam in Sy naam vergader.

Bring al jou vriende en juig,

Laat ons voor Hom getuig,

Nuut gebore, Sonde Vergewe,

Nuut gebore, as jy wil...

Solank jy net Reg loop!

Wens ek was in Kaap Stad

Kyk hoe pragtig is die see vanoggend.

 

Dit gaan ‘n heerlike dag in Kaapstad wees. 

Life in grahs

Life Explained by Graphs   

love-joy-hope

Aunty acid

YOUR CAR APPLICATION WAS...

Dear Applicant

Thank you for your interest in the new BMW.

BMW SA acknowledges your dream of owning one. We however regret to inform you that after looking at your payslip even after your Bonus, your application was unsuccessful and you can never afford a BMW in the near future.

We appreciate your dreams and your desires but our brand is not for the third class people like you. We would be glad if you don’t insult us with your pay slip again and we have attached it to this email to rid ourselves of it. I have also forwarded your details to TATA for consideration.

Regards

General Manager: BMW Brand Management

Copy of my pay Slip

TEST.. let's see how clever you are....

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

 

A Lion  

A Chimp   

 A Giraffe   

A Squirrel   

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . 

Try and answer within 30 seconds. Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

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If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.

Chimpanzee = you're dense.

Giraffe = you're a complete moron.

Squirrel = you're hopeless.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS. 

Obviously you're stressed and overworked.

You should take some time off and relax

Now hurry up and forward  it to someone....