Globalisation

A definition of globalisation that I can understand and to which I now can relate:

Question:

What is the truest definition of globalisation?

Answer:

Princess

Diana's

death.

Question:

How come?

Answer :

An English princess

with an

Egyptian boyfriend

crashes

in a French tunnel,

riding in a

German

car

with a

Dutch engine,

driven

by a Belgian

who was drunk

on Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you

change the spelling),

followed

closely by

Italian

Paparazzi,

on

Japanese motorcycles,

treated

by an American doctor,

using

Brazilian

medicines.

This is

sent to you by

a

South African

using

American

Bill Gates' technology,

and

you're probably reading

this on your computer,

that uses

Taiwanese chips,

and a

Korean

monitor,

assembled

by

Bangladeshi

workers

in a

Singapore plant,

transported

by Indian

truck drivers,

hijacked

by a Zulu,

unloaded by a

Muslim

and

trucked to you by Zimbabwe illegals.....

That, my friends,

is Globalisation!